NERVOSA

Since flattery is said to be the highest form of praise perhaps we should be honoured that we have had our name poached by an unknown Scottish quantity. It seems that while we are still reeling from the departure of Dave (forever?!) and Mike (very temporarily, although the delights of Melbourne sound very alluring), others have slid unnoticed into the breach and are gigging away north of the border under the our name. Ho hum, well we are still here, even if in spirit only at the moment, and will be reclaiming lost ground before too long. Meanwhile (before the ink is even dry on his impassioned resignation speech) if there are any bassists willing to see if they fit Dave's shoes…let us know.

CRAP JOKE	LATEST NEWS	SCOTTISH PHRASE
A 3-year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama", he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet".	Since flattery is said to be the highest form of praise perhaps we should be honoured that we have had our name poached by an unknown Scottish quantity. It seems that while we are still reeling from the departure of Dave (forever?!) and Mike (very temporarily, although the delights of Melbourne sound very alluring), others have slid unnoticed into the breach and are gigging away north of the border under the our name. Ho hum, well we are still here, even if in spirit only at the moment, and will be reclaiming lost ground before too long. Meanwhile (before the ink is even dry on his impassioned resignation speech) if there are any bassists willing to see if they fit Dave's shoes…let us know.	Scottish word for the day is 'Mockit' meaning a particularly ugly person. Normally in the context ' Jeez Mike wiz pished at the weekend. Did yae see the bird he copped oaf with - she wiz mockit'